The hunt for Red October.....

Remember how I said this was real world shit....well this is a time when real is as real as it gets.

Pete and I honeymooned for 2 weeks in Fiji. Best time of my life...well almost. During our stay, we did a 5 days cruise to several different islands.  We drank a lot, ate and lot, and loved a lot. Yes, I do have feelings. Well wait, let's rewind. The 20 hour plane was exhausting, and i messed up my birth control..So I started my period on my honeymoon..fast forward.....

One night on the cruise, Pete and I drank a ton during canapes.  We immediately went to our room and became amorous.  I was so drunk I was sleepy so I faked it so I could go to bed.  In the middle of the ooo ooo ah ah....yadayada, I throw Pete off me and scream...."I forgot to take my tampon out!" It was in there deep.  I was hysterical, crying, and flailing (quite possibly a reaction brought on by alcohol).

After calming me down, Pete was brave enough to "fish" out the tampon. It took a while and at one point he asked if I was sure it was left in. Now if that ain't love.....