Last 2 days have been trying, yet somehow I am laughing hysterically in my head! Yesterday, our friends dog got out of our fence, and I had to chase him down. I don't think chase is even the word to describe it. The dog is like a god damned Gazelle and runs faster than any dogs I know. That being said, I came inside to feed the baby, and while I am feeding him, Kaidence is climbing on the counter top space in the little office area we have. Then pissed and moaned that she was stuck. I told her to wait for me to finish feeding the baby and she disagreed with my proposal. She then said " I have to pee" and she did...right on my sewing machine! FML. So after chasing and peeing and cleaning up the pee to save a sewing machine....I went to bed. Today was pretty calm, minus a conversation I had with Peter. He was wanted to know why I had a food from the freezer cooked in the microwave...no my kids don't know what frozen dinners are! Anyhow, I told him I need to lose weight because I am sick of being fat and ugly, I want to be skinny and pretty! His reply:
"Mom, I want you to be like Erin (my very very very skinny friend, who is also pregnant
Hoping he meant he wanted me to be pregnant like Erin, I asked what he meant.
"I want you to be skinny and pretty like her." FML.
I mean, I lie to my kids all day long, can't I have the same courtesy?
5 comments:
Ugghhhhhh. Did you tell him to go to his room?? :)
I was bitching a few days ago that my clothes didn't fit right, to myself while getting dressed, and Lily says, "Buy bigger clothes mom, they don't fit cause your butt is too big to go in those little pants!" I'm dieting again.
No J, I don't think he realizes all the fat an dskinny stuff yet. He is just in love with my girlfriend, Erin.
Joni- we are going to Jamaica in January and I put a biking I want to waer on the fridge. I swear to god it works.
You should tell Peter you want him to be like Jack, a mute.
LOL! Well, we teach our kids not to lie and then can't stand when they're brutally honest! Cooper always tells me that I'm fat and my belly shakes too much. When I told him it was because he stretched it out when he was in there, he replied.....Mom, I haven't been in there for a long time because I'm 4.
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