Why People Why?

In the last year, I have had at least one hundred request to start this blog.  Is my life so different from anyone Else's?  Doesn't everyone live like me? We have bad days, good days, wild days, and sad days.  We can always laugh or make a funny story out of everything that comes our way.  For example, when we had our first child (11/2003) we were so poor that the day I had my C-Section, our car insurance was cancelled for non-payment. While it wasn't funny at the time, a week later we joked how hospitals make sure the car seat is safe, but never make sure the car and driver is.  We have come far from this day, but never forget how it can be.

If I think about why my life is different, I think about how a demented June Cleaver could be.  I feel if this character did exist, I would play the role.  I love to cook, clean, bake, and show up other moms! I secretly relish all the comments about my wonderful cooking, well dressed children, and the occasional comparison the "Monica" from FRIENDS, due to my cleaning. (Props to my awesome friend Cory).  I mean, doesn't everyone else have a Bissel Steam Shot, Bissel Steam mop, scrub their children's stained clothes with Clorox 2, and clean walls and toys on a daily basis?  On the other hand, I am not my kids friends.  They don't like me, and I'm OK with that. I am their parent, not their friend, and anyone who thinks I do it wrong can suck me.  I am responsible for how making my children successful adults functioning normal in society.  Actually, scratch that, we are a pretty fucked example of normal.  For people who don't spank their kids....quit reading now, cause I'm about to offend your ass BIG TIME....So here's the scoop: I got spanked, I lived, and I sure as shit never did whatever I got spanked for again.  So that being said, let me tell you that spanking is OK. Look at it this way: When our children grow up, they are out in jail/prison for breaking the law.  Why when they break rules would they not be punished as well?  What do you think is worse, a spanking now or being ass raped in prison? Bet you didn't think of it that way, huh? So, Mr. "I am such a good parent," I don't spank my kids, will your child resent you when they break the law, due to their lack of boundaries, and have a bigger butt hole from jail?

OK people, this is the start. Tell me what you want to hear!  Ask me whatever you want, I promise to answer you all! But for now, I am tired, the wine is kicking in, and I just ran out of things to write about! Next blog....How Peter Frankensteined two grasshoppers.......